Story #7. Eat Me-at. Rave. Repeat

There is a bull here in cows’ heaven who has recently started to hang around my cloud pretty often… Mooo! What does he want?! Looks like he is into me… But I actually don’t like him that much. His name is Hereford and he looks very messy, having his horns in sort of mud most of the time, wearing his old-fashioned broken bell…But pretty self-confident, I should admit. Which is attractive.