Story 12. Oups, he did again

Moooo, my dear friends!

I took a holiday for a couple of weeks, had to bring all the senses in order. To tell you the truth, I gave up thinking of all of these bulls and started working hard. Why? They are not worth it, cheating on you with other cows, while you are not around. Or even when you are around, sometimes such things do also happen. Hereford is out of my to-date list because of this. He is too bohemian, this cow actor. Seems like he needs all of these bitchy heifers around to lick their ears just to get inspired for his new roles in the theatre. So I said mooo, I am not participating in this show anymore. What are these cows doing in the heaven, by the way? Go to the darker side of the sky! They love playing dirty there.