Story 12. Oups, he did again

Moooo, my dear friends!

I took a holiday for a couple of weeks, had to bring all the senses in order. To tell you the truth, I gave up thinking of all of these bulls and started working hard. Why? They are not worth it, cheating on you with other cows, while you are not around. Or even when you are around, sometimes such things do also happen. Hereford is out of my to-date list because of this. He is too bohemian, this cow actor. Seems like he needs all of these bitchy heifers around to lick their ears just to get inspired for his new roles in the theatre. So I said mooo, I am not participating in this show anymore. What are these cows doing in the heaven, by the way? Go to the darker side of the sky! They love playing dirty there.
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Story #11. The cow is on fire!

Mooooo… Sometimes saying farewell to bulls is not that easy as you may all imagine. In my previous Beef Story I was totally inspired when rejecting Angus’s feelings… Today I am not that motivated. Mainly it is because I was too spontaneous in my feelings towards Hereford. What if he doesn’t want to live with me happily ever after?.. Well, to ‘live’ is a bit ambitious, because we are both not that alive anymore… But at least spending time with each other in cow’s heaven until our next life starts. Read more of Mooo-story…

Story #10. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Bonjour, my dear friends. To be honest, I am totally used to Parisian lifestyle. This environment makes me feel truly bohemian. Hope I don’t sound arrogant….Moooo! I even started introducing myself to other angel cows as Bonbon, just to sound a bit more French. Of course, it is only for the time I stay in France…
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Story #9. My own piece of Paris

Moooooo! The city of LOVE, the city of amazing views… Hello, Paris, nice to meet you! I have never dreamt of visiting you, because you are not famous for any sort of delicious hay. Only wine, cheese and baguettes, which is not really what inspires my stomach to rumble with anticipated pleasure… But you have your own charm, especially if to enjoy you with someone really special.
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Story #8. Heaven is a place on Earth?!..

Spring is in the air, my dear friends! Moooooo! My soul is singing!
If I could sing, I would definitely become the second Mariah Carey. Or even the first. But with my ability to moo only it is kind of problematic. However, this didn’t stop my new impudent admirer Hereford from lowing his serenades under my cloud…He pretended to be the lead singer of Coldplay. Sounded awkward, but damn romantic… I started thinking of him more, by the way. Still try to fight the feeling, but… “spring is in the air”, as you all may understand.
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Story #7. Eat Me-at. Rave. Repeat

There is a bull here in cows’ heaven who has recently started to hang around my cloud pretty often… Mooo! What does he want?! Looks like he is into me… But I actually don’t like him that much. His name is Hereford and he looks very messy, having his horns in sort of mud most of the time, wearing his old-fashioned broken bell…But pretty self-confident, I should admit. Which is attractive.
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Story #6. Keep calm and give daisies

Hello, my dear friends,

You know why holidays can be great? Not only because of presents or days-offs… They are also a perfect excuse to measure your own performance. You take yourself one year ago and compare with who you are now. Have you evolved somehow?.. I did, Mooooo! Last year exactly on this day I was idleness wallowing in the mire, today I am leading an active life working as a cow blogger. I am getting higher, better, faster, stronger! Well… I really wanted to include this phrase in the post, no matter that it is not that relevant for me. Getting faster when you are gaining weight is kind of problematic I guess…
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Story #5. Pair me with Rioja, baby!

Moooo… I decided that I won’t make a huge drama out of the fact that the love of my life is already taken by an unpleasant cow angel called Henrietta. Spending 4 days in tears watching “Bridget Jones’s Diaries”, lying on your cloud being totally destroyed, letting yourself go by consuming tons of grass is more than enough… That’s what I thought of today in the morning. New day – new everything! I decided to change my approach to life by starting with piercing my muzzle. Yeah, let’s rock! You will regret, Angus… But it’s gonna be too late. So sorry for you!
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Story #4. Meat happens

Mooooo… In my previous post I was begging fate for any kind of bad romance with Angus as you may remember. But to be honest the situation appeared to be a complete disaster. Will tell you about the whole thing in the end of this post, otherwise I will just burst into tears and won’t be able to tell you my next Beef Story which all of you have been waiting for these days. And I want to meet my readers’ expectations so much! Calm down, Sweetie, stay cool… Ready, my dear friends? Lights, camera, action!
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Story #3. Want your bad romance!

Hope you are enjoying your evening, dear human beings, as I am. I have great news! Guess what?.. We’ve finally had our date! Well… Actually not a very real one, almost… Still feel so excited, can’t stop trembling with adrenaline! Have never felt him so close. After this I can tell you for sure that we we are a match made in heaven, both literally and figuratively as you may understand:)
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